the industrial relations of higher education

Lazy. Shiftless. Ignorant. Prone to distraction by petty amusements. Entitled. Immature. Perpetually absent. Wanting for a strong hand of discipline and a solid heap of work in order to instill a proper work ethic.

The views of a 19th-Century factory owner of his employees, or the views of a 21st-Century college instructor of her students? Impossible to tell really!